unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

The many faces of Loren Jordan

(Source: betterthankanyebitch)

taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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ghdos:

You’re so right, vodka. So right.

ghdos:

You’re so right, vodka. So right.

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(Source: slimeeeman)

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please